She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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