I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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