So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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