i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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