I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Having a random hookup so left but love u
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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