Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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