once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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