He passed out mid-signature
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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