Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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