I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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