I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
