Whoa Z and x make the same sound
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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