GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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