Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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