Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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