You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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