I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
