Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
she peed on how many people?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
last night I used snow as a chaser
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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