I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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