it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Randomize
