id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I think a kid would responsible me up
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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