So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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