all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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