One girl and one boy is just not enough.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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