Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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