there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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