sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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