I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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