True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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