My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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