Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
This gyro tastes like lonliness
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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