Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
