k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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