I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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