sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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