i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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