okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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