Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
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