I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I will pee on everything he values.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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