What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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