i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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