glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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