who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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