Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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