Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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