: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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