I didn't shave. On purpose
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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