I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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