She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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