Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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